Friday, July 3, 2020

This might be the transcript from suspect crashing gate where Prime Minister lives

RCMP security:  “Commander we have a suspect in a pickup truck crashing into the gate of Rideau Hall where the Prime Minister and the Governor General live. Should we open fire?”

RCMP Commander: “Is the suspect Indigenous?”

RCMP Security: “No.”

RCMP Commander: “Is the suspect Black?”

RCMP Security: “No sir.”

RCMP Commander: “Is the suspect a person of any colour?”

RCMP Security: “No sir, the suspect is white.”

RCMP Security: “Then stand down immediately. We don’t shoot White people.”

RCMP Security: “But he’s carrying a gun.”

RCMP Commander: “Doesn’t matter. We don’t shoot White people.”

Junior Officer: “What if the suspect was Indigenous or a person of colour and they were unarmed?

RCMP Commander: “We would still shoot them dead. We have to protect the Prime Minister.”


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